Hmm, Now What Could This Be?

I have a sneaky suspicion that this could be a graphics card, but nah, it can’t be. Or is it? Is it a dual-GPU GTX 690? A new Quadro workstation card? Or is it something else? A motherboard? A physics chip? Console hardware (unlikely)? A new pair of glasses?

It’s probably the budget line for the 6xx series.