No Square-Enix, Just No.

This is not how you cater your new game to a Western audience. Assuming that was their original goal in the first place. Have a listen to Final Fantasy XIII-2‘s newest rendition of the Chocobo theme song:

We’ve known for a while Square-Enix, that you’ve been going downhill lately, but we didn’t think you’d completely lose it. Okay, maybe it isn’t that bad, but it certainly brings a new, well, vibe doesn’t it? Perhaps we can use it as a replacement for a certain overused song. Certainly beats Leona Lewis.