There is no Half-life Movie in the Works

Yes, we are a bit late reporting this one, but hey it turns out that it was worth the wait. The recent rumor of Buffy The Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon working on a Half-life movie shocked the internet and had fanboys either excited or painfully outraged. If you were outraged you can relax. Thanks to the magnificent Gabe Newell himself, we now know the facebook account of Joss Whedon was indeed a fake. Also, unlike our image it was not going to star Edward Norton, this guy planned to have Nathan Fillion (image below) play Gordon Freeman.