Maingear’s New Laptop Is Gigantic

Look at it! you could launch aircraft off of that thing! Dubbing itself as the “fastest desktop replacement available”, Maingear is hoping potential customers will forgive the huge form factor for powerful techincal specs in its new Titan 17 model:

CPU: Corei7 3930K or Corei7 3960X
GPU: GTX 580M or GTX 580M SLI
RAM: Up to 32GB DDR3
Screen: Optional 17.3 LED screen
Dimensions: 16.5″(w) x 11.3″(d) x 2.2-2.4″(h)
Storage: 3x 2.5″ HD drives (SSD & RAID support)
Weight: Over 12 lbs
Ports: 1 DVI‐I output Port, 1 HDMI 1.4a output Port, 1 Display Port 1.2, 2 USB 3.0 Ports, 2 USB 2.0 Ports, 1 eSATA Port (powered USB 3.0 (AC/DC) combo), 1 IEEE‐1394b Fire Wire, 1 RJ‐45 LAN

The starting price configuration for this thing is a staggering $3,499. Buy now before the US military orders them all to replace their Nimitz-class carrier fleet.